Below are the 17 most recent journal entries recorded in jaspurr's LiveJournal:

Saturday, September 16th, 2006
2:26 am	Sneee-yaf! I spent all night rolling and sleeping in Mom2's clean laundry. She said I smelled like I had been in the dryer, munching on the smell-sheets! Heh-heh, she thinks she can wash the fuzz off of her clothes... But I showed her! All her clothes are belong to me! And I won't have to worry about static cling when I'm licking myself... Oh boys-ee-pants!! Current Mood: pleased Current Music: *slurp* (Comment on this)
Saturday, July 8th, 2006
1:22 pm	It's MINE! I've been fuzzing all over Mom2's new pillow. A few more rounds of shedding and it'll be MINE. Current Mood: devious (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 19th, 2006
8:15 am	My baby brother keeps chasing me off of Mom2's bed... I hates that little dipshit! He does huck occasionally... which makes me proud! ... I'm still going to beats him... heh-heh. (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 12th, 2006
8:40 pm	I haven't updated in a while because I've been bucking busy. I hates that little dipshit! Sometimes he's not so bad... but I'd never say that! My Moms haven't made it up to me nearly enough for bringing that little fuzzwad into this house... I'm going to beat them! And him! And e~everyone! My mom just farted... I gotta go! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 24th, 2005
10:34 am	I'M CRAZY! I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm crazy Mom2 is in the bathroom so I'm jumping on her computer I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm crazy! Current Mood: crazy (Comment on this)
Monday, September 12th, 2005
11:02 pm	My Moms wouldn't let me outside. Dammit. I wanted to go outside! They caught me at the door... Destruction! Current Mood: annoyed (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 21st, 2005
2:03 pm	Mom1 left with that black box again... I hate it when she does that. She'd better bring me back a crab-flavored lollypop shaped like the Empire State Building. And she'd better huck in Times Square! On Carson Daly. I hate that guy! Current Mood: mischievous (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 16th, 2005
6:13 pm	Mom2 just de-fuzzed my throne. That makes me so mad. She was dumb enough to leave her AIM on so now half of her friends think she eats kibble and loves to huck! I rule! Current Mood: don't mess with The Buck (1 Comment |Comment on this)
5:57 pm	Mom2 is using the vacuum. What the hell?! I hate that fucking machine. I should shed more and break it! I don't know where Mom1 has been. She'd better get home. Now! Current Mood: devious (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 27th, 2005
1:00 pm	Mom2 finally left the computer monitor on before going to work. It's about damn time! It's my computer! Mom1 has a new computer but she keeps hiding it from me. She shouldn't try to keep me from my things. Well, since my Moms so rudely uprooted me from the old apartment, I have finally fuzzed this place up enough to call it 'home'. Nothing is home until it is covered in fur. Sometimes the upstairs neighbors here piss me off... so I take out my agressions on Mom1's DDR pad! Oh, DDR pad, I hate you so much. I think it's kibble time! Current Mood: devious (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 25th, 2004
1:41 am	There had better be crab-stuffing in that Turkey tomorrow... Happy Bucksgiving! Current Mood: happy (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 9th, 2004
11:55 pm	I don't know what my Moms were thinking today. First, no breakfast! What the hell! Then, Mom2 put me in the little box and we went for a ride. She only ever puts me in that box when I'm going to that place. That thermometer had no right to be up there! I didn't like that. But everyone at that place thinks I am handsome. And they're right! I think I should get tuna for a week to make up for this. I'd better get more tuna! Current Mood: sleepy (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 20th, 2004
11:27 pm	I want to play with my jingle balls. Now. My moms don't want me to play with them right now and it's pissing me off. It should be up to me when I want to play! Mom2 is attempting to hide my jingle balls. She should know that I'll find them. And then I'll play with them! Current Mood: PO'ed. Duh! (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 13th, 2004
12:50 pm	Fear my wrath... Mom2 has been hogging her computer lately... I haven't been able to update my LiveJournal. What the hell? I should leave her a present... Mom1 wouldn't let me into the garbage last night, and it made me mad. It's my garbage, and I'll get into it if I want to... I should leave her a present, too... I have lots to do now! I'd better get busy! Current Mood: devious (Comment on this)
Thursday, September 30th, 2004
7:03 pm	Mom2 is downstairs doing something with the sushi bar... She should be playing with me! What the hell...! Mom1 isn't home yet, and it sucks. She should have been home hours ago! Mom2 is boring me... Keeping me happy should be their only concern... duh. Current Mood: bored (Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 29th, 2004
1:40 pm	Why the hell aren't my Moms home? They should be scritching me. Now. Current Mood: aggravated (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, September 27th, 2004
11:10 pm	I rule! Not every cat is cool enough to have a LiveJournal, you know. I'm better than them! Current Mood: content (12 Comments |Comment on this)